paityn, avid fan of eyeliner and tall boys
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
cool date idea:
1. come over to my place with your dog
2. leave your dog
3. go home
dane dehaan is the closest thing we have to 1997 leonardo dicaprio and that’s so important
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach